I got this in the mail today:
It would appear the lovely people at Bard College in Annandale-on-Hudson, New York have dubbed me a professor. Who needs to complete advanced degrees and actually hired? Not this guy.
Really, all I can figure is that since I recently joined the MLA (as a student, mind you) it is assumed that I am on the other end of the education spectrum.
Needless to say, this new title delighted me and quickly founds its way to my facebook profile picture.
I suppose I should get back to this paper about Granny Weatherall so that I may be able to be a professor in the real world, not just in the imaginary land of Bard College.
ps--I realize I should probably be less cavalier about posting my address on the internet but I'm not.