I must give the credit of this joke to Newman's Own Organic Raisins.
Q: What did the grape farmer whisper to his organic grapes each night?
A: Good night little ones. You're my raisin d'être.
Thanks and good night.
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Sam: Did you see those, those raisins on TV? The ones that sing and dance and stuff?
Joon: They scare me.
Sam: Yeah me too
Joon: It's sick. The commercial people they make them sing and dance so people will eat them.
Sam: It's a shame about raisins.
Joon: Cannibals.
*I hope you have seen Benny and Joon. If not, it still ties in I think.
i do believe that "aitch" is how you would spell the name of the letter "H." i think i actually had that word in a spelling bee once. but i didn't win. i did, however, place third in the geography bee in fifth grade. this was the highlight of my life.
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